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Fenway 2 days ago

For the record, Met Art now has twice as many Dakotas as the entire U.S. of A.

Wednesday, September 19th, 2018 on Lace Play

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Fenway 2 months ago

Candice's many charms inspire me to create erotic odes in her honor. Unfortunately, the name "Candice" does not offer a wealth of suitable rhyming alternatives. If her name were "Kitty" or "Doris" or "Cass," then I would be in business.

Sunday, July 8th, 2018 on Danera

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Fenway 3 months ago

Image 10 looks like one of those horror movie scenes where the protagonist is unaware of the attacker at the window. The oddness of the facial expression, the angle of the shot looking upward and the focus being slightly off adds to your unease as you think, "Why didn't I lock that door!" By image 35 you are still having trouble focusing but it seems that she's drawn to the bathtub and less to who's in it at the moment. She begins methodically shedding her black attire as you quickly reach for your phone to call the police. Your hands are soapy, however, and the phone drops with a sploosh into the bath water. This unfortunately draws her stare in image 58 and you feel the eerie coldness of it. You slowly rise to a crouch and step out of the tub, backing away as she draws closer. She lowers herself into the vacated bath and is curiously occupied by the water flowing from the tap. Trying to find a comfortable position, she accidentally sits on your dropped cellphone which begins to vibrate in image 84. Her hands search the water and she finds the phone which she sniffs in image 86 and tries to eat in image 87. You are at the door to the hall now and continue to back away, one slow step at a time. She now spots you and rises slowly from the tub. Taking a step out, her slick foot slips and she falls to the floor in image 114 hitting her head on the tub. Stunned by the fall she stays there a long time. You know this is your chance to escape - but something stops you. In image 134, her eyes lock onto yours and she unsteadily gets to her feet. This time you decide not to stick around and take off down the hallway. You can hear her trying to follow. Looking back, you see in image 144 she's holding her head in pain and leaning on the wall to support herself. She's still obviously dazed from her fall but there now seems to be some bad intent in her gaze. You realize the best route out of the house is to circle back to the bathroom through the master bedroom and exit through the sliding door that you left open. You can see daylight ahead! Just then, in image 157 the creature steps into the sliding door opening from outside and you halt inches from her. My god! you think as you look up, straining to make out detail in the agonizing back-lighting, she must be 7 feet tall!

Friday, July 6th, 2018 on Utosa

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Fenway 3 months ago

No no no! I said I wanted more shots of Suzanna playing IN a pool!

Thursday, July 5th, 2018 on Wyreti

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Fenway 1 year ago

A steady diet of Carolina Sweets made Minnesota Fats.

Monday, August 28th, 2017 on Presenting Carolina Sweets

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Fenway 1 year ago

That constant olive-drab tint he favors could also be retired.

Thursday, June 8th, 2017 on Nemil

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Fenway 2 years ago

When I heard Nika would be posing with a really big fan naturally I assumed that meant me.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2016 on Fiorida

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Fenway 2 years ago

Translating the Gallery Name:

"Jesora" - Pagan celebration of the cantaloupe harvest.

Monday, August 29th, 2016 on Jesora

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Fenway 2 years ago

Translating the Gallery Name:

"Trejalla" - Where heroic squirrels spend the afterlife

Monday, August 29th, 2016 on Trejalla

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Fenway 2 years ago

And see-through glasses, at that!

Monday, August 29th, 2016 on Jesora

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Fenway 2 years ago

When I said that I enjoyed seeing Zarina get "buck naked" Arkisi may have taken it a little too literally.

Tuesday, April 12th, 2016 on Reidu

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Fenway 2 years ago

I'm glad that despite the title of this set being "Lostya" the photographer apparently "Foundya" again!

Saturday, April 9th, 2016 on Lostya

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Fenway 2 years ago

For those of you craving a Juicy Lucy, might I recommend starting with #98 on the menu?

Saturday, April 9th, 2016 on Tofisa

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Fenway 2 years ago

Is there a Photographing Nudes 101 rule mandating that any model with an ample bosom should wear as large and as gaudy a necklace as possible? If so, I'm scoring most of these sets incorrectly because I deduct a point automatically every time I see a wonderful set of breasts obfuscated in that manner.

Saturday, April 9th, 2016 on Presenting Sara Nicole

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Fenway 2 years ago

This is likely a woman of rich and warm countenance were her richness not muted and her warmth not dimmed.

Friday, March 25th, 2016 on Syllan

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Fenway 3 years ago

This is exactly why those little floor-vacuuming robots haven't gained a wider acceptance.

Monday, February 29th, 2016 on Sineba

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Fenway 3 years ago

Vanessa's smile in images 143 - 158 was subtle and delightful and reminded me very much of the same from Paula Shy, who has also posed for Deltagamma. Any chance of pairing the two in a future photo set?

Sunday, February 28th, 2016 on Borolla

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Fenway 3 years ago

Tip: You should always hand wash your Mercedes.

Friday, February 26th, 2016 on Ribaus

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Fenway 3 years ago

I'd rather take home an Emmy than an Oscar.

Friday, February 26th, 2016 on Incusen

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Fenway 3 years ago

Djessy is djust a djoy!

Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 on Presenting Djessy

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Fenway 3 years ago

This set aptly demonstrates my proposed method for reviving interest in piano lessons.

Thursday, January 21st, 2016 on Matiova

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Fenway 3 years ago

Mia reminds me of a time when... oh, never mind. I just think she's delightful and will leave it at that.

Saturday, November 28th, 2015 on Panisa

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Fenway 3 years ago

That new purple pheromone - infused sofa I just bought certainly works as advertised! I just have to make sure I keep Grandma off it.

Friday, August 7th, 2015 on Bonada

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Fenway 3 years ago

I believe I just found my new gardener! (Now all I need is the garden...)

Friday, August 7th, 2015 on Taeba

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Fenway 3 years ago

My way of dealing with this set is too imagine that I have a damp cloth and am told to rid her of that detritus. Of course in response I say that I really don't need the cloth for that.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2015 on Redica

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Fenway 3 years ago

Sexy Caprice AND earrings made out of bacon! Met Art knows what I like!

Friday, July 31st, 2015 on Onide

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Fenway 3 years ago

If it was "Edwige and the Angry Inch," the Inch would have trouble staying angry. Also it would become 8 or 9 Inches quite quickly.

Sunday, July 26th, 2015 on Desalo

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Fenway 3 years ago

To be clear on this, when I have my recurring daydream about a threesome with Suzanna, this is not the additional partner I envision. The constant threat that part of my anatomy may be misidentified as a carrot at any time is especially off-putting.

Friday, July 17th, 2015 on Miosu

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Fenway 3 years ago

A little reminder that when life deals you Li Moons, make Li Moonade.

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015 on Jeden

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Fenway 3 years ago

Hooray for the Red, Twat, & Blue!!

Saturday, July 4th, 2015 on Deresty

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Fenway 4 years ago

With the red hair, she's a ringer for the Wendy's hamburger girl. Suddenly very hungry for a Wendy's.

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2015 on Aneti

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Fenway 4 years ago

I would certainly like a bite of that muffin!

Thursday, October 23rd, 2014 on Rinute

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Fenway 4 years ago

Loreen A is the most charming model on Met Art.

Wednesday, March 26th, 2014 on Saranin

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Fenway 3 years ago

I'd rather take home an Emmy than an Oscar.

Friday, February 26th, 2016 on Incusen

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Fenway 3 years ago

Tip: You should always hand wash your Mercedes.

Friday, February 26th, 2016 on Ribaus

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Fenway 3 years ago

Djessy is djust a djoy!

Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 on Presenting Djessy

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Fenway 2 years ago

For those of you craving a Juicy Lucy, might I recommend starting with #98 on the menu?

Saturday, April 9th, 2016 on Tofisa

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Fenway 3 years ago

I believe I just found my new gardener! (Now all I need is the garden...)

Friday, August 7th, 2015 on Taeba

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Fenway 4 years ago

I would certainly like a bite of that muffin!

Thursday, October 23rd, 2014 on Rinute

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Fenway 2 years ago

I'm glad that despite the title of this set being "Lostya" the photographer apparently "Foundya" again!

Saturday, April 9th, 2016 on Lostya

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Fenway 3 years ago

This is exactly why those little floor-vacuuming robots haven't gained a wider acceptance.

Monday, February 29th, 2016 on Sineba

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Fenway 3 years ago

This set aptly demonstrates my proposed method for reviving interest in piano lessons.

Thursday, January 21st, 2016 on Matiova

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Fenway 3 years ago

A little reminder that when life deals you Li Moons, make Li Moonade.

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015 on Jeden

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Fenway 1 year ago

That constant olive-drab tint he favors could also be retired.

Thursday, June 8th, 2017 on Nemil

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Fenway 3 years ago

Vanessa's smile in images 143 - 158 was subtle and delightful and reminded me very much of the same from Paula Shy, who has also posed for Deltagamma. Any chance of pairing the two in a future photo set?

Sunday, February 28th, 2016 on Borolla

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Fenway 3 years ago

If it was "Edwige and the Angry Inch," the Inch would have trouble staying angry. Also it would become 8 or 9 Inches quite quickly.

Sunday, July 26th, 2015 on Desalo

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Fenway 3 months ago

Image 10 looks like one of those horror movie scenes where the protagonist is unaware of the attacker at the window. The oddness of the facial expression, the angle of the shot looking upward and the focus being slightly off adds to your unease as you think, "Why didn't I lock that door!" By image 35 you are still having trouble focusing but it seems that she's drawn to the bathtub and less to who's in it at the moment. She begins methodically shedding her black attire as you quickly reach for your phone to call the police. Your hands are soapy, however, and the phone drops with a sploosh into the bath water. This unfortunately draws her stare in image 58 and you feel the eerie coldness of it. You slowly rise to a crouch and step out of the tub, backing away as she draws closer. She lowers herself into the vacated bath and is curiously occupied by the water flowing from the tap. Trying to find a comfortable position, she accidentally sits on your dropped cellphone which begins to vibrate in image 84. Her hands search the water and she finds the phone which she sniffs in image 86 and tries to eat in image 87. You are at the door to the hall now and continue to back away, one slow step at a time. She now spots you and rises slowly from the tub. Taking a step out, her slick foot slips and she falls to the floor in image 114 hitting her head on the tub. Stunned by the fall she stays there a long time. You know this is your chance to escape - but something stops you. In image 134, her eyes lock onto yours and she unsteadily gets to her feet. This time you decide not to stick around and take off down the hallway. You can hear her trying to follow. Looking back, you see in image 144 she's holding her head in pain and leaning on the wall to support herself. She's still obviously dazed from her fall but there now seems to be some bad intent in her gaze. You realize the best route out of the house is to circle back to the bathroom through the master bedroom and exit through the sliding door that you left open. You can see daylight ahead! Just then, in image 157 the creature steps into the sliding door opening from outside and you halt inches from her. My god! you think as you look up, straining to make out detail in the agonizing back-lighting, she must be 7 feet tall!

Friday, July 6th, 2018 on Utosa

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Fenway 2 years ago

When I heard Nika would be posing with a really big fan naturally I assumed that meant me.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2016 on Fiorida

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Fenway 2 years ago

And see-through glasses, at that!

Monday, August 29th, 2016 on Jesora

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Fenway 2 years ago

When I said that I enjoyed seeing Zarina get "buck naked" Arkisi may have taken it a little too literally.

Tuesday, April 12th, 2016 on Reidu

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Fenway 2 years ago

Is there a Photographing Nudes 101 rule mandating that any model with an ample bosom should wear as large and as gaudy a necklace as possible? If so, I'm scoring most of these sets incorrectly because I deduct a point automatically every time I see a wonderful set of breasts obfuscated in that manner.

Saturday, April 9th, 2016 on Presenting Sara Nicole

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Fenway 2 years ago

This is likely a woman of rich and warm countenance were her richness not muted and her warmth not dimmed.

Friday, March 25th, 2016 on Syllan

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Fenway 3 years ago

That new purple pheromone - infused sofa I just bought certainly works as advertised! I just have to make sure I keep Grandma off it.

Friday, August 7th, 2015 on Bonada

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Fenway 3 years ago

My way of dealing with this set is too imagine that I have a damp cloth and am told to rid her of that detritus. Of course in response I say that I really don't need the cloth for that.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2015 on Redica

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Fenway 3 years ago

Hooray for the Red, Twat, & Blue!!

Saturday, July 4th, 2015 on Deresty

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Fenway 4 years ago

With the red hair, she's a ringer for the Wendy's hamburger girl. Suddenly very hungry for a Wendy's.

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2015 on Aneti

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Fenway 2 days ago

For the record, Met Art now has twice as many Dakotas as the entire U.S. of A.

Wednesday, September 19th, 2018 on Lace Play

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Fenway 2 years ago

Translating the Gallery Name:

"Jesora" - Pagan celebration of the cantaloupe harvest.

Monday, August 29th, 2016 on Jesora

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Fenway 2 years ago

Translating the Gallery Name:

"Trejalla" - Where heroic squirrels spend the afterlife

Monday, August 29th, 2016 on Trejalla

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Fenway 3 years ago

Mia reminds me of a time when... oh, never mind. I just think she's delightful and will leave it at that.

Saturday, November 28th, 2015 on Panisa

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Fenway 3 years ago

To be clear on this, when I have my recurring daydream about a threesome with Suzanna, this is not the additional partner I envision. The constant threat that part of my anatomy may be misidentified as a carrot at any time is especially off-putting.

Friday, July 17th, 2015 on Miosu

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Fenway 4 years ago

Loreen A is the most charming model on Met Art.

Wednesday, March 26th, 2014 on Saranin

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Fenway 3 months ago

No no no! I said I wanted more shots of Suzanna playing IN a pool!

Thursday, July 5th, 2018 on Wyreti

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Fenway 1 year ago

A steady diet of Carolina Sweets made Minnesota Fats.

Monday, August 28th, 2017 on Presenting Carolina Sweets

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Fenway 3 years ago

Sexy Caprice AND earrings made out of bacon! Met Art knows what I like!

Friday, July 31st, 2015 on Onide

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Fenway 2 months ago

Candice's many charms inspire me to create erotic odes in her honor. Unfortunately, the name "Candice" does not offer a wealth of suitable rhyming alternatives. If her name were "Kitty" or "Doris" or "Cass," then I would be in business.

Sunday, July 8th, 2018 on Danera

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etxegoy99 3 months ago

Hahaha!!!

Friday, July 6th, 2018 on Utosa

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10 Quest 1 year ago

I think I'll go on one of those Minnesota Fats diets, I'll have what he's havin'...............

Monday, August 28th, 2017 on Presenting Carolina Sweets

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Arkie 2 2 years ago

Where on Earth do you get these things and how is it appropriate to the set??? :-?

Tuesday, August 30th, 2016 on Trejalla

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Arkie 2 2 years ago

Makes absolutely no sense whatsoever when applied to this set.

Monday, August 29th, 2016 on Jesora

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Checkers 2 years ago

It's all fawn and games until someone gets hurt. Oh deer.

Tuesday, April 12th, 2016 on Reidu

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5Seadogg 2 years ago

Mr. Rylsky,who should know, says that quite often his models have favorite jewelry they want to wear for a particular shoot, like Night A's hollow gold ball studded with crystal or Jeff Milton's matching ear and nose studs. He always lets them.

Saturday, April 9th, 2016 on Presenting Sara Nicole

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OohLaLa 3 years ago

I'd like to know where I could purchase a Stefany model instead.

Monday, February 29th, 2016 on Sineba

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Deltagamma 3 years ago

Hi Fenway, glad you are one of the admirers of Vanessa's sweet smile, it's also irresistable to me. Your remark is very interesting now that I think about it.
Although Vanessa doesn't shoot lesbian scenes a soft set for Metart with her and Paula is theoretically possible, why not. They actually met at a shooting earlier that year, in Prague.

Sunday, February 28th, 2016 on Borolla

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BaggyPants 3 years ago

Spot on, Fenway.

Friday, February 26th, 2016 on Incusen

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Checkers 3 years ago

Dammit, I was trying to think of a sufficient car-related post, but nothing I could conjure up could top this. Well done.

Friday, February 26th, 2016 on Ribaus

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kilroy 3 years ago

Believe me, I would... until she cums clean ;-)

Friday, February 26th, 2016 on Ribaus

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Checkers 3 years ago

HA! I swear, I didn't see your comment before I posted mine. :)

Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 on Presenting Djessy

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kilroy 3 years ago

I ajree! She's off to a great start.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 on Presenting Djessy

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Checkers 3 years ago

That's sofa king awesome.

Friday, August 7th, 2015 on Bonada

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The Seller 3 years ago

Did I tell you I want to be a sofa in my next trip to earth?
THAT SOFA!
The Seller

Friday, August 7th, 2015 on Bonada

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vger_man 3 years ago

THAT is not the worst part, that could happen...

Friday, July 17th, 2015 on Miosu

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_fer_realz_ 3 years ago

Bravo, Fenway! You get the Golden LiMon for best member comment of the day. Absolutely sparkling!

Thursday, July 9th, 2015 on Jeden

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Checkers 3 years ago

I would love a nice long sip of Li Moonade. Very refreshing. :)

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015 on Jeden

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_fer_realz_ 4 years ago

...except the Wendy's girl smiles.... ( ;

Wednesday, February 4th, 2015 on Aneti