Don't forget the bloody sand; dark sand I'll grant you but any sand is bad.
Monday, May 14th, 2018 on Karey
A lovely model spoilt by pics that are overly cluttered, overly dark and of the strangest angles, where various parts of said model have been inextricably cut off. Has Natasha got something against the top of the models head?
Monday, April 16th, 2018 on Rimeya
Oh god wtf is that thing on her head for? It's neither complimentary nor erotic; the only thing that could have made it worse would be to have her chomping on a slice of water melon.
Thursday, March 15th, 2018 on Tacida
...and by 30 and 31 you'd have lost it....unless... god those spuds are cute!
Friday, January 26th, 2018 on Ruize
Probably the worst set of anyone I've seen in Metart for a VERY long time. Why does anyone subscribing to Metart want to see pics 9, 15, 19, 30, 31, 38, 44, 49, 50, 51, 57 and 64? Probably the most exciting thing about it was counting out the crap pictures!
A shame about the fly in pic #40. You'd have thought it would have been photoshopped out? Shows how much the photographer looked at the pic; can't imagine what he had his mind on instead???
Saturday, January 13th, 2018 on Miefa
Five sets in and still waiting for a photo that's tack-sharp and not ridiculously grainy so as to look like I'm looking through 50 yards of thick fog. When a woman is this attractive you're taking the piss making her look so damned fuzzy!
Thursday, December 7th, 2017 on Melody Wylde
What is it about bloody phones? More useless props!
Wednesday, October 18th, 2017 on Masena
Agreed; for such a beautiful woman the vast majority of her sets are overly "busy" and only serve to detract from the main subject.
Wednesday, October 18th, 2017 on Dairani
This isn't soft focus, it's out of focus!
Tuesday, October 10th, 2017 on Fenaco
A lovely model but I sometimes wonder if the photographers are on some sort of challenge where the winner is the one to get the most ludicrous angles in the set. Can we have an entire set where I don't get a crick in the neck please?
Thursday, August 10th, 2017 on Ariel Piper Fawn
It certainly begs the question, "how over-exposed does a shot have to be before it's rejected?"
Thursday, July 27th, 2017 on Florias
What the fuck has she got on her head?
Monday, July 24th, 2017 on Needs
Monday, July 24th, 2017 on Sudri
A beautiful model without fabulous legs; such a shame that such a large proportion of her sets are GROSSLY over-exposed to the point where you can barely see her. This is laziness on the photographers part, not art.
Monday, July 24th, 2017 on Diana G
Or perhaps someone who can show us the right side of her face; talk about "samey"!
Thursday, July 20th, 2017 on Mantelo
Ridiculous is understatement. I think I actually said out loud, "what the f**k has she got in her hair?"
Wednesday, July 19th, 2017 on Moriha
...and for the entire set? What next a paper bag; ridiculous.
Friday, June 9th, 2017 on Delina
Thank god someone saw it! On high res you can barely see the model through the mist of spots and poor focus. Art is fine if you can see what you're supposed to be looking at. Perhaps Mr Lightfoot's focus ring has busted and his autofocus has gone on holiday?
Thursday, June 8th, 2017 on Nemil
The model is lovely, as are her glasses but the thumbnails look better than the full-size pics. Photos so grainy it looks like you're looking at them through a sieve...really?
Monday, May 22nd, 2017 on Bivarti
A lovely model but this seems to continue a trend where none of the pics are tack-sharp. The usual reason is low light where the pics look incredibly grainy on high resolution but lighting here seems fine, so why the poor focus... laziness?
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2017 on Emissa
Hey, here's a radical idea... take Kira and put her in a well lit studio, without a veil over her face, nor with any other prop and let's see her for the first time in 3 years?
Friday, April 21st, 2017 on Estinne
Hey, I know, let's take loads of photos of a pretty girls' face but cover the face up with................ a badminton racket . Sound pretty dumb? That's because it IS pretty dumb!
Friday, April 14th, 2017 on Gradise
Have to agree...a lovely young woman but dull, dull, dull.
Monday, March 20th, 2017 on Turine
Dark, dreary, repetitive and blurry; everything that Mango isn't.
Saturday, March 18th, 2017 on Lepaan
Pics 101 and 102; I can't believe the photographer would have asked Adriana to, "cover your face with your hands" but neither can I believe that if he didn't, he went ahead and put them in the set anyway? What is the point of taken a full-face shot of a pretty girl and then covering her face? Why bother?
Saturday, March 11th, 2017 on Layar
Going through all the Elle pics, it's bloody aggravating when you come to the first decent full-face shot and it's totally obscured by lens flare.
Thursday, March 9th, 2017 on Stroma
Soft focus is extremely close to out of focus and over exposure is close to bad photography; when the subject is so fantastic but so often obscured or cluttered I can only assume the latter. Valeria deserves better.
Saturday, March 4th, 2017 on Letena
Soft focus may be nice at times but such a pretty face deserves to be tack-sharp.
Tuesday, February 21st, 2017 on Doshia
Has Linda got one leg shorter than the other or is Dave Lee's tripod wonky? This is her second set where in all the standing shots she's shown as leaning to her left??
Wednesday, January 4th, 2017 on Tilden
A beautiful young lady put in some of the worst photographic sets I've seen on METART, where the aim seems to have been to make her look as uncomfortable as possible or to hide her features with ludicrous props. A terrible shame as she deserves so much better.
Wednesday, September 14th, 2016 on Natalia B
I know what, let's get a really attractive girl and then cover her face with a bloody great hat? Oh dear.
Wednesday, September 14th, 2016 on Mariner
There are times when I despair! The bodypaint could have worked but some arse went and put a dead cat on her head; what WERE you thinking of?
Wednesday, September 14th, 2016 on Bodypaint Ii
No point in close ups if they're out of focus; may aswell be in the fog 40 feet away
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2016 on Lonear
Was one tripod leg shorter than the other two? Why are so many 5 degrees off vertical; not artistic, just aggravating.
Tuesday, March 1st, 2016 on Sacher
RE tags; it's a bit like sand, excessive amount of fruit and "busy" sets...Metart aren't taking any notice.
Wednesday, May 14th, 2014 on Subeida
Sorry, but it's about time MetArt starting getting the message about bloody sand.
Wednesday, May 14th, 2014 on Ojula
Sorry to spoil everyone's fun but I thought this was a lousy set for such a lovely model. All it needed was a bloody water melon!
Friday, May 9th, 2014 on Uscendo
Lovely Viola but too many crazy angles
Thursday, May 1st, 2014 on Ligina
I'm sure there's a reason for the crazy angles on pics 16 to 20 and 75 to 80 but I can't figure it out
Wednesday, February 19th, 2014 on Diody
Except for your last remark, I'm afraid I agree. A ludicrous set
Wednesday, February 12th, 2014 on Jacca
Monday, February 10th, 2014 on Alkula
Agreed; I was hooked after the smile in pic #2
Thursday, January 23rd, 2014 on Presenting Linessa
Over exposed and uninspired.
Thursday, January 23rd, 2014 on Tegesu
Pics 61 to 63 are probably among my top 10 MetArt pics ever. Beautiful.
Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014 on Sutera
Who cares who took the pics or what the set's like; It's Astrud and she IS drop-dead gorgous; a monkey could take pics of her and I'd save them all.
Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014 on Picilia
Thought I was the only one to notice all the closed eye shots. Another good reason to get Anna in a studio where you can control the light. Anna is in my top 3 but I have to disagree with everyone and say the set is in her bottom 3; sorry Anna.
Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014 on Rascie
Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014 on Lokaci
Well for me she's lovely wherever you put her and at whatever temperature; except on sand of course; sand is the devil's work!
Thursday, January 16th, 2014 on Puente
Sand is my pet hate but with this beautiful young lady I can look past the sand. A fabulous debut.
Wednesday, January 15th, 2014 on Presenting Camilla
The focus, pissed angles, the lighting, another silly hat-thing; the only thing that could have made this worse is an outdoor library...if there is such a thing.
Tuesday, January 14th, 2014 on Mejarane
Ah but in 77 the crack in the rock to the left of her is in magnificent detail!
Thursday, January 9th, 2014 on Arrinta
Yep, a set so busy it's difficult to find the model; a job made that much more difficult by some of the crazy angles; model 10; set pants.
Wednesday, January 8th, 2014 on Bacae
Adorable is the perfect adjective for her.
Wednesday, January 8th, 2014 on Katika
I agree indoors is best but, "pretty tush", doesn't do her wonderful behind anything like the justice it deserves.
Wednesday, January 8th, 2014 on Alseen
Wednesday, January 8th, 2014 on Desevy
Diana you are getting more gorgeous as you get older; sadly I cannot say the same for myself. The only thing that increases as I get older is my waistline.
Wednesday, January 8th, 2014 on Merassy
Agreed; opening shots are stunning. More please.
Wednesday, January 8th, 2014 on Presenting Jasmin
Monday, January 6th, 2014 on Medida
Sex on a stick!
Monday, January 6th, 2014 on Ottuda
Beautiful model; an American model without false boobs...must be her adopted home? Shame about the grainy pics though. I expect better of MetArt.
Thursday, December 19th, 2013 on Presenting Monica
The lovely Swan; spoilt, I'm afraid, by a combination of patterned dress and patterned background enough to start a migraine. A bit too "busy" for me.
Thursday, December 5th, 2013 on Celosia
Well I'm off to see the cardiologist. I can't take any more
Tuesday, November 26th, 2013 on Ilivise
Agreed 100% but I'm in a quandary... since Arina G's set a couple of days ago and with all the fabulous ladies since, my coronary arteries have been working overtime...do I continue watching for Lukki's next set and risk heart failure or book an appointment for a new pacemaker? I can't remember seeing such a stunning collection of ladies on Metart in such a short time span...will it continue...should I risk it?
Tuesday, November 26th, 2013 on Lakini
Sailor I'm going to nominate you for the next poet laureate.
Tuesday, November 26th, 2013 on Presenting Aza
How about absolutely stunning.
Tuesday, November 26th, 2013 on Mozna
At last a comment not about bloody geography. Well done Redpilot; lets get back to the real subject matter.
Tuesday, November 26th, 2013 on Esaldi
Very, very nice
Thursday, November 21st, 2013 on Presenting Margarita
I can't help thinking that a set of the most beautiful woman on MetArt has been spoiled by so many crazy angles?
Thursday, November 21st, 2013 on Anomia
Welcome back; don't stay away for so long this time.
Thursday, November 21st, 2013 on Elave
Love Ennu but don't love stubble...stubble = itchy and I reckon Ennu thinks so too...it looks to me like the second half of this set were taken before the first as there seems to be more growth in the first half...perhaps she went away to scratch for a day or perhaps I'm paying too much attention to stubble?
Saturday, November 16th, 2013 on Yavide
Friday, November 15th, 2013 on Presenting Selestina
Gunga, you must be from somewhere exotic...in London I don't like even pissing in them!
Thursday, November 14th, 2013 on Karane
Sorry but this is the worst set of an attractive model I've seen in a long time.
Thursday, November 14th, 2013 on Baies
Sailor; I thought this conversation was getting too deep for my simple brain...then I read Manuel Du's comment below. More deep please and far, far less "meaty butthole. Don't stop commenting Sailor, intelligent comment is nothing to be worried about.
Wednesday, November 13th, 2013 on Indeni
Yep loos are a definite turn off. Thank god for "rotate" too or I'd end up with a stiff neck... too many crazy angles. Perhaps the cleaner had just been around with the mop and Ingret kept slipping?
Tuesday, November 12th, 2013 on Karane
who's daft idea was the bloody hat?
Monday, November 11th, 2013 on Peya
My day starts with a beautiful, smiling, blue-eyed brunette. Life is very good
Thursday, November 7th, 2013 on Robsa
I have to disagree; it should be Anna yes please. Set bloody awful. You must always be polite to a beautiful woman.
Tuesday, November 5th, 2013 on Laea
Ah Luiza; elegance personified. A truly beautiful woman.
Sunday, November 3rd, 2013 on Atofio
An absolute vision; adorable.
Friday, November 1st, 2013 on Lokasi
Friday, November 1st, 2013 on Rasteni
... it looks like she's on the shopping channel... an improved version I'll grant you
Sunday, October 27th, 2013 on Acima
Who's daft idea was the awful piece of junk on her finger?
A very pretty girl. I love the plane background shots; no distractions.
Saturday, October 26th, 2013 on Estao
Hair up is good. Revealing the neck can make a woman look more elegant.
Tuesday, October 22nd, 2013 on Apakah
I have to say that out of focus shots always get a zero from me. Not sure about the Ukrainian thing but the others are spot on
Tuesday, October 22nd, 2013 on Limitava
A nice smile will often change a 7 to a 10. Not that Diana, even in her foulest mood, would ever be a 7; and far better a nice smile than some strange leer that the photographer has told the model looks sexy. A nice smile is as good as a nice arse for me.
Violla as stunning as ever but what a day...Alma, Lukki and now Violla. I must be in heaven?
Friday, October 18th, 2013 on Razao
Lovely debut. 10/10
Friday, October 18th, 2013 on Presenting Lukki Lima
Amazing; a set with sand without it being stuck in every orifice. Very nice
Wednesday, October 16th, 2013 on Hierdie
#2 is good but #8 has me all dreamy-eyed... what a fantastic girl. 10 doesn't seem enough.
Monday, October 14th, 2013 on Sema
Sailor, top marks from a true connoisseur; junk is the perfect description too.
I bet she's got a fantastic smile; it would be so nice to see it. However Anna is devine and I love the set.
Saturday, October 12th, 2013 on Diesi
Ah frame 3 and those wonderful eyes. Agree 100%
Saturday, October 12th, 2013 on Presenting Mesed
I was starting to lose the plot before the last line. All this talk of Plato.... anyway what's the relevance of Disney's daft dog?
Astrud however and Sailors last line make so much sense. She is mind bogglingly (?) pretty.
Saturday, October 12th, 2013 on Erinev
Love the salivate comment; very apt. Love Brigit too and the fruit only appeared in the last frames. (No crazy hats either...whooopeeee!)
Saturday, October 12th, 2013 on Valon
Thankfully though she looks nothing like Margaret Rutherford. The hat is beyond ridiculous and the set a prime example of the "overly busy" sets I've previously described. I could understand if it was actually Margaret Rutherford in the set because you'd want things to draw your eyes away from her looks but this girl is so pretty. Lovely girl, awful set.
Thursday, October 10th, 2013 on Presenting Margaret
I don't think anyone thought that; except literal-minded Byron. At least I've found something else to have apart from sand and bloody fruit... flour! What a shame with such a pretty girl.
Tuesday, October 8th, 2013 on Avarai
No crazy angles; no gymnastics; just a pretty girl with a smile to die for. what more could I ask for?
Thursday, May 23rd, 2013 on Louange
Saturday, August 17th, 2013 on Diolaim
I have to say I completely disagree. I am tired of overly "busy" sets where you can barely see the model amongst the clutter...bookshelves full of books are my pet hate...or models obscured by shower curtains or who constantly hold a bunch of flowers or an old style telephone (why?) in front of their face. An added plus is that there's no water, sand or bloody fruit within a mile of Sharon on this set. I love it; it shows off Sharon and she's wonderful. More please.
Monday, October 7th, 2013 on Ischia
A net hammock; how to make a slim, pretty girl look like the Michelin Man. Not a good idea.
Sunday, August 25th, 2013 on Seperti
It would seem that no one at Metart is listening to comments about sand and they are made every time a model is portrayed anywhere near the damned stuff. For Gods sake, LOSE THE SAND!
Thursday, September 12th, 2013 on Tulevat
Shame about the large number of crazy angles. Did a leg fall of the tripod?
Thursday, September 5th, 2013 on Presenting Malinka
Lovely model, lousy set, lousier car and hideous necklace.
Thursday, July 18th, 2013 on Presenting Eleonora
I think she might be a fan of the 70s group, Slade. She's better looking than Noddy Holder though. Bloody silly hat!
Saturday, June 15th, 2013 on Nautilo
It's that tripod with the busted leg again! Getting a painful neck twisting it around to see her properly.
Thursday, May 23rd, 2013 on Vagado
too dull; too small
Friday, May 10th, 2013 on Fortezza
Someone else who hates sand; at last. If I want to see sand I go to the beach.
Saturday, May 4th, 2013 on Presenting Saju
nice set, nice model but background is a bit too "busy"
Sunday, May 26th, 2013 on Negant
Well for me all it needed was a bit of sand, an apple or two and possibly set in a shower; Awful set.
Saturday, October 5th, 2013 on Presenting Monique
Another photographer with a broken tripod leg! Why all the crazy angles...I'm getting a bad neck trying to twist my head around. the 19th on page 3 is just ludicrous.
Friday, May 3rd, 2013 on Belofte
It's a very, very distracting sleeping mask.
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt the shoot when I called.
Odd that you should quibble about that. In that case, hair - that goes (gets in the way of revealing breasts and "other bits"; clothes- those go; shoes - definitely gone; makeup - gone (for those who like the "au naturel" look); and while they're at it, get rid of the background and extraneous "clutter" - hats, furniture, glasses - all of which leaves the photographer and the naked model in a sterile studio with a white or black background (no color distractions) lit by a couple of lights. Sheesh... even operating rooms have more character than that!
It's been a while since a Lorena set graced these pages. Why not just sit back, relax and enjoy what you've been offered?
And let us see ALL of her!
Totally agree. The story of this set is lost for a long while....and what is up with image 48?
Also, what'[s with the colour? Sepia is not needed to prove you're an 'artist.'
Completely disagree. I think Natalia looks extremely sexy in the nautical hat especially when combined with the white open cardigan and white shoes. Pictures #126 and #127 are gorgeous.
Sunday, February 12th, 2017 on Mariner
I bet a nice sandy tropical beach under a warm sun would have suited model and photog fine as they went about their work on this particular day... :-)
Glad you think so...
Thursday, January 16th, 2014 on Presenting Camilla
wrong crack, Mark ;-o
Maybe the guy's a petrology major and got distracted while he was shooting Melena :-)
Welcome to the gentleman's club of the old fart, Ianbof!
I find myself in the same place... the calories cling to my middle and defiantly refuse to leave, even though I've cut my alcohol intake by three quarters! (Of course, the soda and ice cream seem to have substituted for the alcohol...)
Thursday, January 9th, 2014 on Merassy
Yes! Met Art's very own poet laureate. I love it!
Sailor, you've got my vote.
Wednesday, November 27th, 2013 on Presenting Aza
lanbof, you're a brave man. I don't know that I could inhabit this site with a bad ticker, especially with the parade of beauties we've had for the past few days. I'd consider an industrial strength pacemaker if I were you.
The toilet or the model?
Saturday, November 16th, 2013 on Karane
Thanks. The problem is that I have broken my own rule about not saying negative things about the models. If I don't post a comment about a girl, it means that I don't dig her. I figure that if a woman has the courage to put herself out here, we shouldn't be tearing her down. The hell of it is, I really do dig Mila, except for that little matter of what's between her legs.
But there's hope. I'm slowly becoming less finicky on the pussy front. After about my third or fourth time through sets of Candy Rose, my mind opened up and my opinion of her went into orbit.
Thank you.) I sent her a your comment
Just a little curious, Ianbof... would you feel a little... hesitant... about how you'd phrased that question, if it turned out that the one whose idea that was was Irina herself? Or would you still have asked that question that way?
Monday, October 28th, 2013 on Acima
I agree with you)
Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013 on Apakah
lanbof, there is obviously a first-rate intellect lurking behind that username.
Nihil, I'm not trying to change Sapphira, just the stuff she wears during photo shoots. I would never try to change perfection, even if it isn't Ukrainian.
swplf2, you clearly need professional help for that obsession. Here's hoping your meds kick in quickly.
Tuesday, October 15th, 2013 on Sema
8 is nice too but then they all are! It's pretty tough to make a bad photo of this dream lady!
It was the hat that got me started.
Ianbof, I agree with your view and I like your sense of humor! Margaret is indeed a lovely girl, but this gallery is hardly worth the price of admission.
I see they took out the "thumbs down" icon. I wonder why.
A common complaint that many of us feel. I don't like having to stress my neck righting the crooked world you create by tilting that camera.
Funny analogy! That is indeed the net result - distorted flesh.
Yep to that!
Sunday, June 16th, 2013 on Nautilo
My words...! It's not longer enough just to be sensual... guess it may be shown more bodyparts as in a bikinishow by Calida...
Tuesday, May 21st, 2013 on Esquivo
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