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Ouch 9 months ago

Yes, senseless sensorship IS practiced here 69. Yesterday, I praised MetArt yet again, and this model's choice of going natural down there. No fingers were pointed toward anyone, but I did share that I wished some of the photographers would stop putting "White Stuff" inside some of the models. Well, some fascist found that honest, heartfelt opinion from a member offensive. Pity. Just shut up and enjoy the photos, kids. Having had my honest, heartfelt praise and comment (that other's agreed with) erased, I will NEVER comment on ANYTHING here again! I hope the man/woman behind the curtain is happy now...as this too will surely be erased...

Saturday, December 3rd, 2016 on Keolle

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Ouch 9 months ago

Many METART girls are fabulous, and many more are so beautiful that they leave me dumbstruck and speechless. I feel lucky. Every day I get bitch-slapped by new, intimate images of the most beautiful young women in the world, completely naked. Just when you think you know which one is your favorite, a new one comes along, to make the decision a little tougher, or split your vote. At this juncture after being deluged daily with all these insanely hot women, I'm losing perspective. All I know is this; Many METART models make me stop in my tracks. This one hits me like a fast moving freight train. Period. OUCH !!!

Monday, November 28th, 2016 on Salden

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Ouch 9 months ago

She knows her power, and she is very confident. When she looks at you, she looks like she is challenging you. "Think you can handle this? Don't start me up, if you can't drive me to the finish line." I'm sure this little beauty runs fast, and very HOT. What to do? I would take my chances, put this gorgeous little spinner on top, and try to hold on. May be we can cross the line together. If I pass-out with pleasure before that, all she needs to do is revive me, and wait 20 minutes. Then I will get to see just how wild this tiny tigress gets, wen she loses her mind and lets everything come naturally. Like Niagara Falls. OUCH !!!

Saturday, November 26th, 2016 on Stinada

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Ouch 9 months ago

This Thanksgiving is beginning nicely. I believe that before long, they really will be cloning people. Sales of Li Moon 2 will certainly out-pace production of available models, as will be the case with MANY, in the, "MY METART GIRL" line. Pity I won't be around for that...unless reincarnation is real, or I clone myself. May I humbly suggest METART begin collecting and cataloguing fingernail clippings, and hair and skin samples of it's most popular beauties, to be placed in the "Future Bodies of Work" vault? You just never know... as for THIS beauty, words fail me, as all superlatives are woefully inadequate. Goo-Goo...Ga-Ga. OUCH !!!

Thursday, November 24th, 2016 on Maven

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Ouch 9 months ago

Mmmmmm....Suck,Suck,Suck,Suck........Mmmmmm......I'm sorry, did you say something? Mmmmmm.....Suck,Suck,Suck,Suck.......Mmmmmm,,,,,,,I mean, really...OUCH !!!

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016 on Rallhe

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Ouch 9 months ago

I date myself, but no one else will go out with me :-) In the early seventies, when I was in college, we used to have a saying, when we saw a really hot girl..."I wouldn't kick her out for crackers." Essentially it meant THAT beauty can eat crackers in my bed, ANYTIME. Well...Zoey can bring nachos, pizza, ice cream, cake and champagne and anything else she wants,,,, ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE ! YOWZA...OUCH !!!

Sunday, November 20th, 2016 on Cozy Mood

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Ouch 9 months ago

You know how they say everything tastes better when you eat it outside? They're right! I have had a good life. I have bent many a beautiful maiden over a fallen tree, in the forest. Thanks for taking me right back there, in my mind, today. I could literally smell the bark and the moist moss, among other things. "Why don't we do it in the woods? Why don't we do it in the woods? No one will be watching us...why don't we do it in the woods? " Get wood in the woods! You won't be sorry, especially with a fine woman like this. Good gawd she is gorgeous, eh? Damn! I mean...OUCH !!!

Thursday, November 17th, 2016 on Xiemo

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Ouch 9 months ago

Lock me in a nice room with this amazon for a weekend. If I don't come out alive on Monday, don't cry for me. I spent my last two days in heaven, and then got smothered by those warm, soft, silky orbs of joy. A great way to cum and go at the same time. Really...really...OUCH !!!

Tuesday, November 15th, 2016 on Zivide

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Ouch 9 months ago

Damn! Every time I see this beautiful woman she puts me in a "blissful fog of fantasy," She has never not been smoking, hot. Period. Ouch !!!

Monday, November 7th, 2016 on Asnite

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Ouch 9 months ago

We ALL like both, of course :-) But I have had girlfriends who had nothing but nipples...(I call those breastipples), and they were still stunning, and hot as hell! If you are walking in the city in the Spring, and you find yourself behind a beautiful woman in a sundress, with an incredibly beautiful ass, I don't think your first thought will be, "I wonder what her boobs look like?" No, you will be transfixed for a while...lost in a beautiful daydream. No question, if forced to a preference...one or the other...ASS me NO questions. Fine ass says fine woman, to me.

Sunday, November 6th, 2016 on Presenting Heidi Hawley

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Ouch 10 months ago

ANOTHER 10!!! After the election, I'm going to retire, in Ukraine, with ten thousand hits of Viagra. There, I will surely "slip-away" with a smile on my face. I mean, really...the place is a giant ant-hill chocked full of incredibly beautiful women, who seem very happy to share their natural beauty. Once again...OUCH !!!

Saturday, November 5th, 2016 on Franis

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Ouch 10 months ago

Nothing satisfies like ass. Given the choice of a beautiful woman with large breasts or one with a beautiful ass, I will take the latter, every time. Of course, at her age, Heidi has long since figured out that a sexy walk slays them every time. Not much more to do now, but give her a ten. Heidi Hawley hauls ass! OUCH !!!

Saturday, November 5th, 2016 on Presenting Heidi Hawley

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Ouch 10 months ago

Words? To describe an indescribably beautiful siren...who haunts our dreams, and leaves us speechless? The English language needs a few new words. OUCH !!!

Friday, October 28th, 2016 on Melva

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Ouch 10 months ago

OMG! Really, I got nothin'. THIS one simply slays me, and leaves me speechless...dumbstruck, comfortably numb and virtually stupid...like a duck that has been hit on the head with a rock. Really. Ouch baby. OUCH !!!

Thursday, October 27th, 2016 on Little Violet

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Ouch 10 months ago

If I knew I could spend a week alone with Li Moon, in a cabin in the mountains or by the sea...but that immediately afterwards they would euthanize me...I would have to think about it. I mean, really...OUCH !!!

Thursday, October 20th, 2016 on Pinda

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Ouch 11 months ago

Proof that great things come in small packages, this tiny sex bomb exudes beauty, femininity and sexuality. Her level of hotness is somewhere near radioactive. Those eyes...soo sultry...those lips...wow...that butt...DAMN...those legs...BAM! And I love her little brown nipples! I want to give a shout-out to every beautiful woman in the world (model or not) who has the courage and confidence to stick with her original factory equipment. That confidence is very SEXY. Much more sexy, (IMHO) than big, fake ones. It's not how big they are, but how you wear them, as we can see here. I stumbled upon a white-hot video of this goddess getting laid, and it definitely caused some things to come up. OUCH !!!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2016 on Mulnoi

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Ouch 11 months ago

Damn Daniel! You just keep draggin' me back, down Mammary Lane! You definitely deserve to be in the top five, on this site. I had a girlfriend in college who was a dead ringer for you...blonde, gorgeous, same height, same insane, "take no prisoners" body. We didn't go out much, for awhile. We just stayed-in, and exhausted each other. No, really....OUCH BABY...OUCH!!!

Sunday, September 25th, 2016 on Lajiel

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Ouch 12 months ago

The...the...there is NO #1 Daniel Sea fan! There is a sea of them. OUCH !!!

Friday, August 26th, 2016 on Hanida

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Ouch 1 year ago

Every morning, Met Art brings us photos of the most beautiful women in the world. Naked. I have come to realize the folly of thinking I know which one is the most beautiful...there are too many, and the concept of "Most beautiful" is too relative. That said, Adagio is definitely one of the most spectacular of all. If she were at the top of my bucket list, and I got THAT lucky, I might just tear-up the list. OUCH !!!

Monday, August 1st, 2016 on Esalde

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Ouch 1 year ago

Everyone deserves to be able to express their own opinion, I guess, but as for me, I wouldn't care if they shot this angel through a keyhole. I WOULD click on the set...every time. Ouch !!!

Saturday, July 30th, 2016 on Anteza

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Ouch 1 year ago

Good god this girl has been given gifts! I would take my time unwrapping them...possibly ALL of one long, rainy afternoon. Really. Wow. Ouch!

Wednesday, July 27th, 2016 on Strisce

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Ouch 1 year ago

I repeat myself when stunned by beauty, I repeat myself when stunned by beauty, I repeat myself when stunned by beauty, and flawless beauty takes my breath away and on rare occasions it even makes me stutter. Da...Da...Da...Daniel!!! OUCH !!!

Sunday, July 24th, 2016 on Valiede

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Ouch 1 year ago

Words fail me, when it comes to this little bundle of bliss...simply incredible. Ouch.

Monday, June 27th, 2016 on Sineza

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Ouch 1 year ago

This is the least creative and flattering set of photographs of this stunning woman so far. How you managed to make her look washed-out and almost plain is a complete mystery to me. But it doesn't matter, as any photos of her are better than none. She is so stunning that she could come to my hotel room with a paper bag over her head. I would order champagne and room service and we would not emerge for two days. My opinion of her incredible beauty has not been altered in the slightest. Ouch !!!

Saturday, June 11th, 2016 on Corasa

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Ouch 1 year ago

Sometimes some of us see a woman who is so incredibly beautiful it almost stops our hearts...and actually hurts, in a subtle, incredible way. Such is the case with Daniel Sea. Really. Ouch!

Friday, May 20th, 2016 on Presenting Daniel Sea

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Ouch 1 year ago

I have always felt that the most beautiful thing on our little blue planet is a beautiful woman. When I see a truly exquisite woman, I sometimes whisper to myself, "Ouch", as they are so beautiful it almost hurts, in an equally exquisite way. MET ART is to be congratulated for consistently bringing incredibly beautiful women from all over the planet to us, every day. My current favorite is Daniel Sea, as she is a dead ringer for the first love of my life, who still haunts my dreams. I have just one general suggestion, and it does not apply to ALL of the photographers. Please stop putting "White Stuff" into the models. They don't need it, and it distracts from their natural beauty. Thank you Met Art, for all of the natural beauty you bring to us!

Friday, May 20th, 2016 on Daniel Sea

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Ouch 1 year ago

In my humble opinion, there is nothing on our little blue planet that is more beautiful than a beautiful woman. Through the years with Met Art, I have had several favorites, and Daniel Sea is my current one. She looks a lot like the first woman I fell in love with. Met Art is to be congratulated for the tasteful display of so much beauty, in all of its wonderful variety. I have just one simple complaint. Please stop putting "White Stuff" inside the models. They don't need it, and it distracts from their natural beauty. Let those of us who are so amazed by them that it actually hurts a little bit see them as they really are, as if for the very first time. And thank you, for all of the exquisite beauty you have brought to this world.

Friday, May 20th, 2016 on Presenting Daniel Sea

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Ouch 1 year ago

Every morning, Met Art brings us photos of the most beautiful women in the world. Naked. I have come to realize the folly of thinking I know which one is the most beautiful...there are too many, and the concept of "Most beautiful" is too relative. That said, Adagio is definitely one of the most spectacular of all. If she were at the top of my bucket list, and I got THAT lucky, I might just tear-up the list. OUCH !!!

Monday, August 1st, 2016 on Esalde

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Ouch 9 months ago

Damn! Every time I see this beautiful woman she puts me in a "blissful fog of fantasy," She has never not been smoking, hot. Period. Ouch !!!

Monday, November 7th, 2016 on Asnite

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Ouch 11 months ago

Proof that great things come in small packages, this tiny sex bomb exudes beauty, femininity and sexuality. Her level of hotness is somewhere near radioactive. Those eyes...soo sultry...those lips...wow...that butt...DAMN...those legs...BAM! And I love her little brown nipples! I want to give a shout-out to every beautiful woman in the world (model or not) who has the courage and confidence to stick with her original factory equipment. That confidence is very SEXY. Much more sexy, (IMHO) than big, fake ones. It's not how big they are, but how you wear them, as we can see here. I stumbled upon a white-hot video of this goddess getting laid, and it definitely caused some things to come up. OUCH !!!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2016 on Mulnoi

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Ouch 9 months ago

I date myself, but no one else will go out with me :-) In the early seventies, when I was in college, we used to have a saying, when we saw a really hot girl..."I wouldn't kick her out for crackers." Essentially it meant THAT beauty can eat crackers in my bed, ANYTIME. Well...Zoey can bring nachos, pizza, ice cream, cake and champagne and anything else she wants,,,, ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE ! YOWZA...OUCH !!!

Sunday, November 20th, 2016 on Cozy Mood

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Ouch 10 months ago

ANOTHER 10!!! After the election, I'm going to retire, in Ukraine, with ten thousand hits of Viagra. There, I will surely "slip-away" with a smile on my face. I mean, really...the place is a giant ant-hill chocked full of incredibly beautiful women, who seem very happy to share their natural beauty. Once again...OUCH !!!

Saturday, November 5th, 2016 on Franis

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Ouch 1 year ago

Good god this girl has been given gifts! I would take my time unwrapping them...possibly ALL of one long, rainy afternoon. Really. Wow. Ouch!

Wednesday, July 27th, 2016 on Strisce

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Ouch 9 months ago

Lock me in a nice room with this amazon for a weekend. If I don't come out alive on Monday, don't cry for me. I spent my last two days in heaven, and then got smothered by those warm, soft, silky orbs of joy. A great way to cum and go at the same time. Really...really...OUCH !!!

Tuesday, November 15th, 2016 on Zivide

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Ouch 10 months ago

Nothing satisfies like ass. Given the choice of a beautiful woman with large breasts or one with a beautiful ass, I will take the latter, every time. Of course, at her age, Heidi has long since figured out that a sexy walk slays them every time. Not much more to do now, but give her a ten. Heidi Hawley hauls ass! OUCH !!!

Saturday, November 5th, 2016 on Presenting Heidi Hawley

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Ouch 1 year ago

Words fail me, when it comes to this little bundle of bliss...simply incredible. Ouch.

Monday, June 27th, 2016 on Sineza

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Ouch 9 months ago

Many METART girls are fabulous, and many more are so beautiful that they leave me dumbstruck and speechless. I feel lucky. Every day I get bitch-slapped by new, intimate images of the most beautiful young women in the world, completely naked. Just when you think you know which one is your favorite, a new one comes along, to make the decision a little tougher, or split your vote. At this juncture after being deluged daily with all these insanely hot women, I'm losing perspective. All I know is this; Many METART models make me stop in my tracks. This one hits me like a fast moving freight train. Period. OUCH !!!

Monday, November 28th, 2016 on Salden

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Ouch 9 months ago

She knows her power, and she is very confident. When she looks at you, she looks like she is challenging you. "Think you can handle this? Don't start me up, if you can't drive me to the finish line." I'm sure this little beauty runs fast, and very HOT. What to do? I would take my chances, put this gorgeous little spinner on top, and try to hold on. May be we can cross the line together. If I pass-out with pleasure before that, all she needs to do is revive me, and wait 20 minutes. Then I will get to see just how wild this tiny tigress gets, wen she loses her mind and lets everything come naturally. Like Niagara Falls. OUCH !!!

Saturday, November 26th, 2016 on Stinada

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Ouch 9 months ago

We ALL like both, of course :-) But I have had girlfriends who had nothing but nipples...(I call those breastipples), and they were still stunning, and hot as hell! If you are walking in the city in the Spring, and you find yourself behind a beautiful woman in a sundress, with an incredibly beautiful ass, I don't think your first thought will be, "I wonder what her boobs look like?" No, you will be transfixed for a while...lost in a beautiful daydream. No question, if forced to a preference...one or the other...ASS me NO questions. Fine ass says fine woman, to me.

Sunday, November 6th, 2016 on Presenting Heidi Hawley

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Ouch 10 months ago

Words? To describe an indescribably beautiful siren...who haunts our dreams, and leaves us speechless? The English language needs a few new words. OUCH !!!

Friday, October 28th, 2016 on Melva

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Ouch 10 months ago

If I knew I could spend a week alone with Li Moon, in a cabin in the mountains or by the sea...but that immediately afterwards they would euthanize me...I would have to think about it. I mean, really...OUCH !!!

Thursday, October 20th, 2016 on Pinda

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Ouch 11 months ago

Damn Daniel! You just keep draggin' me back, down Mammary Lane! You definitely deserve to be in the top five, on this site. I had a girlfriend in college who was a dead ringer for you...blonde, gorgeous, same height, same insane, "take no prisoners" body. We didn't go out much, for awhile. We just stayed-in, and exhausted each other. No, really....OUCH BABY...OUCH!!!

Sunday, September 25th, 2016 on Lajiel

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Ouch 12 months ago

The...the...there is NO #1 Daniel Sea fan! There is a sea of them. OUCH !!!

Friday, August 26th, 2016 on Hanida

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Ouch 1 year ago

I repeat myself when stunned by beauty, I repeat myself when stunned by beauty, I repeat myself when stunned by beauty, and flawless beauty takes my breath away and on rare occasions it even makes me stutter. Da...Da...Da...Daniel!!! OUCH !!!

Sunday, July 24th, 2016 on Valiede

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Ouch 10 months ago

OMG! Really, I got nothin'. THIS one simply slays me, and leaves me speechless...dumbstruck, comfortably numb and virtually stupid...like a duck that has been hit on the head with a rock. Really. Ouch baby. OUCH !!!

Thursday, October 27th, 2016 on Little Violet

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Ouch 1 year ago

This is the least creative and flattering set of photographs of this stunning woman so far. How you managed to make her look washed-out and almost plain is a complete mystery to me. But it doesn't matter, as any photos of her are better than none. She is so stunning that she could come to my hotel room with a paper bag over her head. I would order champagne and room service and we would not emerge for two days. My opinion of her incredible beauty has not been altered in the slightest. Ouch !!!

Saturday, June 11th, 2016 on Corasa

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Ouch 1 year ago

Sometimes some of us see a woman who is so incredibly beautiful it almost stops our hearts...and actually hurts, in a subtle, incredible way. Such is the case with Daniel Sea. Really. Ouch!

Friday, May 20th, 2016 on Presenting Daniel Sea

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Ouch 1 year ago

I have always felt that the most beautiful thing on our little blue planet is a beautiful woman. When I see a truly exquisite woman, I sometimes whisper to myself, "Ouch", as they are so beautiful it almost hurts, in an equally exquisite way. MET ART is to be congratulated for consistently bringing incredibly beautiful women from all over the planet to us, every day. My current favorite is Daniel Sea, as she is a dead ringer for the first love of my life, who still haunts my dreams. I have just one general suggestion, and it does not apply to ALL of the photographers. Please stop putting "White Stuff" into the models. They don't need it, and it distracts from their natural beauty. Thank you Met Art, for all of the natural beauty you bring to us!

Friday, May 20th, 2016 on Daniel Sea

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Ouch 9 months ago

Yes, senseless sensorship IS practiced here 69. Yesterday, I praised MetArt yet again, and this model's choice of going natural down there. No fingers were pointed toward anyone, but I did share that I wished some of the photographers would stop putting "White Stuff" inside some of the models. Well, some fascist found that honest, heartfelt opinion from a member offensive. Pity. Just shut up and enjoy the photos, kids. Having had my honest, heartfelt praise and comment (that other's agreed with) erased, I will NEVER comment on ANYTHING here again! I hope the man/woman behind the curtain is happy now...as this too will surely be erased...

Saturday, December 3rd, 2016 on Keolle

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Ouch 9 months ago

This Thanksgiving is beginning nicely. I believe that before long, they really will be cloning people. Sales of Li Moon 2 will certainly out-pace production of available models, as will be the case with MANY, in the, "MY METART GIRL" line. Pity I won't be around for that...unless reincarnation is real, or I clone myself. May I humbly suggest METART begin collecting and cataloguing fingernail clippings, and hair and skin samples of it's most popular beauties, to be placed in the "Future Bodies of Work" vault? You just never know... as for THIS beauty, words fail me, as all superlatives are woefully inadequate. Goo-Goo...Ga-Ga. OUCH !!!

Thursday, November 24th, 2016 on Maven

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Ouch 9 months ago

Mmmmmm....Suck,Suck,Suck,Suck........Mmmmmm......I'm sorry, did you say something? Mmmmmm.....Suck,Suck,Suck,Suck.......Mmmmmm,,,,,,,I mean, really...OUCH !!!

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016 on Rallhe

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Ouch 9 months ago

You know how they say everything tastes better when you eat it outside? They're right! I have had a good life. I have bent many a beautiful maiden over a fallen tree, in the forest. Thanks for taking me right back there, in my mind, today. I could literally smell the bark and the moist moss, among other things. "Why don't we do it in the woods? Why don't we do it in the woods? No one will be watching us...why don't we do it in the woods? " Get wood in the woods! You won't be sorry, especially with a fine woman like this. Good gawd she is gorgeous, eh? Damn! I mean...OUCH !!!

Thursday, November 17th, 2016 on Xiemo

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Ouch 1 year ago

In my humble opinion, there is nothing on our little blue planet that is more beautiful than a beautiful woman. Through the years with Met Art, I have had several favorites, and Daniel Sea is my current one. She looks a lot like the first woman I fell in love with. Met Art is to be congratulated for the tasteful display of so much beauty, in all of its wonderful variety. I have just one simple complaint. Please stop putting "White Stuff" inside the models. They don't need it, and it distracts from their natural beauty. Let those of us who are so amazed by them that it actually hurts a little bit see them as they really are, as if for the very first time. And thank you, for all of the exquisite beauty you have brought to this world.

Friday, May 20th, 2016 on Presenting Daniel Sea

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Ouch 1 year ago

Everyone deserves to be able to express their own opinion, I guess, but as for me, I wouldn't care if they shot this angel through a keyhole. I WOULD click on the set...every time. Ouch !!!

Saturday, July 30th, 2016 on Anteza

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foofslou 9 months ago

Mr. Ouch you are one lucky nostalgic man. I wish I had that memory to refer back to. I'll just have to dream of having north and south Dakota (and everything in between )to saver.

Thursday, November 17th, 2016 on Xiemo

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loveu69 9 months ago

Agreed Ouch, ass is best, love it too 8)

Sunday, November 6th, 2016 on Presenting Heidi Hawley

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loveu69 9 months ago

I have to admit I like both, big breasts and a stunning ass, but the later always comes first every time and I am more likely to save pics of bottoms than boobies. It is however a no brainer for a 10 today for both Heidi and Matiss. And to say it again and again please lets have more ladies over 30 they are just as beautiful if not more so in the case of Heidi than some of the youngsters 8)

Sunday, November 6th, 2016 on Presenting Heidi Hawley

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Kat_Vaughn 11 months ago

Damn... Reading your comment made my own nipples hard lol You are so right! There is nothing like natural beauty. I am so grateful for these brave ladies sprawled out for our entertainment. It just makes my day. 👸

Wednesday, September 28th, 2016 on Mulnoi

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_fer_realz_ 1 year ago

I love the unintended alliteration in your first phrase, Ouch! (;

Thursday, July 28th, 2016 on Strisce

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MetArtisMyLife 1 year ago

I agree with you that the most beautiful thing in this planet is a girl like Daniel. Yes she is so beautiful it hurts. I hope she makes you feel happy as you think about here while you escape into yourself

Sunday, July 24th, 2016 on Valiede

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MetArtisMyLife 1 year ago

I'm happy for you that she is your first "Love of your life". She is amazing that way isn't she?

Sunday, July 24th, 2016 on Daniel Sea

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SouthernMaster 1 year ago

To each his (or her) own. I say that since this is her only set I like!

Saturday, June 11th, 2016 on Corasa